“Son, no one gives a s*** about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.” Slacker turns cranky dad into TV sitcom New York Post, By MAXINE SHEN, November 11, 2009 Justin Halpern, 29, still lives at home — and he’s just turned his four-month-old… Read More Tweet Smell of Success